11.23.2010

Makin Whoopee Movies: Star Trek TNG Awful Reboot


Today on the show we started talking about that Buffy the Vampire
Slayer remake that has made all the nerds mad, as it won't feature any
involvement from former writer, producer, director Joss Whedon. This
got us thinking about other movies that shouldn't be remade, but
nevertheless, led to some interesting ideas, like Will Smith starring
in Citizen Kane.

Chad raised the idea of casting Jason Statham as Jean Luc Picard in an
awful "Star Trek: the Next Generation" remake, so that got me thinkin:
what would be the worst, and yet, best cast for an unnecessary TNG
film? Here are my picks:

Picard - Jason Statham
Riker - Russel Crowe (with aussie accent)
Dr. Crusher - Jennifer Aniston
Data - Ben Affleck
Worf - Samuel L. Jackson
Troi - Kim Cardashian
Laforge - Kayne West
Wesley Crusher - Justin Beiber
Tasha Yar - Lindsey Lohan

That's my awful cast! Whuz yours?

Colin

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5 comments:

  1. ...
    Bruce Willis as Captain Picard,
    Larry the Cable Guy as Riker,
    Jennifer Lopez as Dr. Crusher,
    Matthew McConaughey as Data,
    LL Cool J as Worf,
    Mariah Carey as Troi,
    Cuba Gooding Jr. as LaForge,
    Jamie Kennedy as Wesley and
    Paris Hilton as Tasha Yar.
    ...

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  2. "AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE WORF... WHEN I LAY MY BAT'LETH UPON THEE."

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  3. Picard - Michael Caine
    Ryker - Nick Nolte
    Dr. Crusher - Angelina Jolie
    Data - Nick Swardson
    Worf - James Earl Jones
    Troi - Megan Fox
    Laforge - Will Smith
    Wesley Crusher - Jaden Smith
    Tasha Yar - Amanda Pete

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  4. woooOOOoo 2 good casts! I'm likin Angelina Dr. Crusher and LL Cool J as Worf!

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  5. I vote to push Justin Bieber from Wesley to Tasha Yar so we can watch him die.

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